USA proved yet again that they are the number one nation in the world, and this time not for military prowess against mighty nations like Afghanistan. They have defeated Brazil in the hypothetical final of the World Cup 2010.
Although they didn’t exactly beat Brazil, they almost did it. In fact, they would have surely destroyed Brazil had they reached the final, which they didn't, since they were slightly defeated in the second round itself. In fact, their marginal loss in the final, by not qualifying for the inconsequential semi-final, was solely due to the official distraction of the World Cup, the vuvuzelas, and Americans suffered more misery from these horns rather than from Ghana, some third-world nation which does not even have soccer balls, much less stadiums, while America has got all the best balls in the world.
But since they are America, they are still No. 1. From soccer to war to obesity to obscenity, America rules the world.
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