I have not-accidentally stumbled upon yet another profoundly offensive truth: The citizens of Trichur citizenry have to have the shortest fuse in all of Kerala.
It's like this. Our scriptures state that food is of three types: sathwic, tamasic and rajasic. As you would know, the best is sathwic, and the absolute worst is rajasic. Chilli and anything with chilli are for sure rajasic. Rajasic food makes you, of course, angry and aggressive.
That was the premise. Now, the district which consumes the maximum amount of chilli in Kerala is undoubtedly, Trichur. We add chilli to just about anything we take in. And in doubles. So, it must mean that people in Trichur are the most rajasic in all of Kerala (remember, Trivandrum is not a part of Kerala). And which means, they will get angry even before I end this sentence. And, I have read that anger is the worst manifestation of ego. Which means that people in Trichur are the most, ah well, never mind.
are u from trichur. i do feel soemtimes...
ReplyDeleteI have to be, shouldn't I?!
ReplyDelete:-)
If a small thing has the power to make us angry, it is an reflection of the size of our mind. A small mind invariably never has a large memory!
ReplyDeleteI quite like short tempered individuals who cannot remember what they were angry at for a long time but shudder to imagine the scheming ways of the not so short tempered but vengenful mind which remembers to retaliate with venom for a long long time!
Hail Trichurians!