GN, 01-07-2010: Text-crazy teens at risk of new disorders
Text-crazy teens at risk of cool new disorders, unlike older generations. Unlike their uncool Dads and Moms, today's teens enjoy the wonderful risk of kick-ass sounding disorders like Textraphrenia and Textiety, unlike the nineties, when teens suffered from Schizophrenia and Anxiety (Yuck! I mean, jeez.. that's so.... old-fashioned!). Generation Why has made enormous strides in raising the bar on teenage disorders, and the teens of today look forward to an adulthood of syndromes unparalleled in human history.
Teens,- the future of the world is in your responsible carpal tunneled hands!
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