Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Flash news: Resolution of Kashmir only solution to match-fixing scandal

New Pakistani evidence points at India as the main reason for the raging controversy of the current match-fixing scandal. Pakistan has shown that, with, India's reluctance to find a resolution to the Kashmir issue, the match-fixing will continue in Pakistan, and Pakistani cricketers will be forced to continue fixing in the name of the Jihadis.

The Kashmir issue, according to Pakistan, has also been the reason for the current flood in Pakistan and the nuclear facility in Iran. India's outstandingly lousy PR machine has politely and lovingly refuted the claims. Past events, stretching from Columbus' discovery of America, to Prime Minister Gilani's recent bout of diarrhoea, have also been attributed to the Kashmir problem.

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