Flash News: Attack on Indian not racially motivated!

Police investing a case of assault in University of Technology, Sydney, are relived and excited that a brutal assault on an Indian student yesterday was not racially motivated after all.

Australian universities, which provide world-class education and world-class racism, have been the setting for many an assault on Indians. This time, however, it turned out to be a different case altogether. Shyam Naidu, who is doing a Masters in Electrical Engineering, was pummelled by a group of Australians yesterday at the University cafe, after a discussion on cricket went sour. All things were going on well till Shyam's ignorant comment that Australian cricketers are gentlemen at the game.

Incensed that their cricketers, well acknowledged for their arrogance and overconfidence, were so grossly misinterpreted, his Australian class-mates had a got at him. Shyam is now recuperating in the University hospital with a broken nose and concussions to both knees.