Wednesday, April 21, 2010

United (Misguided) State of Poland

USP seems to be the toughest country in the world to get a visa for these days. I submitted my application on April Fool's Day, not realizing that I would continue to be a fool for another twenty days.

On the 20th of April, I successfully managed to beg my way to getting my passport back, needless to say, without the Schengen visa on it. It takes one day to get a Schengen entry into Germany and France (if you have been there before). It takes three days to get a visa into the toughest country in the world to get a visa into currently,- the United States of America.

Only Poland is seemingly tougher. The United State of Poland, with its amazingly distorted picture of itself, with the tremendous opportunity that it presents, the incredible resources, world-leading GDP, and none to lead the country at the moment, presents the best bet for any illegal migrant. So, if you are planning to visit this self-declared Utopia in 2013, please apply for a visit visa right away. Else, with the tremendous flood of applications pouring into the massive 3-man staffed embassy, it might be very difficult to get into this totally clueless Schegen-sorry-state three years from now.

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