They are so kind enough to remind me of that mythical, yet auspicious festival, Akshaya Trituya (hope I have even got the spelling right), which, although unknown like till yesterday, is so very important that it has to be celebrated with purchase of gold. Alukkas also confirms that 'Only gold is auspicious', dispelling my doubt that cement was also a very auspicious commodity.
Such spiritual guidance can only come from your friendly neighbourhood jeweller Guru. In fact, Alukkas reminds us that purchase of gold on this very important Hindu (or was it Buddhist or maybe it was Zionist) festival day will ensure prosperity for the rest of the year. Now, wasn't there this guy who bought gold on this very important day last year and drowned in the Pacific Ocean a few weeks later?
Either way, with the current rate of gold, the rich can be assured that only they will be able to afford prosperity for the year ahead.
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