GN, 10-05-2011: Pakistan orders inquiry into Bin Laden's lair
P's C: Pakistan orders inquiry into Bin Laden's lair, as there has been a shocking revelation that even basic amenities were not provided for an honoured guest who shared their ideology so well. The lair neither had cable trunking, toilet paper, or central air conditioning that would provide a cool mind for creative thinking, all of which are amenities that can be commonly found in a progressive country like Pakistan.
Gilani has stressed that it will pull out all stops to ensure that, going forward, all potential empathisers of the Pakistani mindset will be provided lairs with the latest in remote-controlled curtains, simulation software and digitized Indian maps, so that Pakistan will ever continue to remain the gold standard as the largest terror laboratory in the world.
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