Unparking ourselves

Wow! Talk aobut being ourselves for a change. It was like a catharsis, after an year of asphyxiation. Salient points of yesterday's meeting:

Rajiv: Desecrated that delicate Taboo game toy, and along with Sindhuja, contributed immensely to volleyball, by remaining at the boundary of the court for most of the game.

Sindhuja 'The Server' Sundarajan: Courageously evaded the volleyball anytime it came towards her. Also, offered her valuable motivational comment, "Go for it!"

Janani 'The Matador': Played dodgeball and volleyball with the exact amount of seriousness it didn't deserve. Also, castigated Rajiv for not speaking to his wife for 50 full days. Rajiv, this is the wrong spirit, don't do that. Show respect. Be loving, caring... Janani, you can stop reading now. Rajiv, way to go dude! Keep it up!

Also, offered her valuable motivational comment, "Girls, go for it!"

Prajeen: Remained confused for most of the match as to whether he was a player for Navneet's team or whether he was an umpire. 

Aibrami: Stayed out of the ball's way as much as possible. Repeatedly exclaimed, "Watch out, the ball is coming." Also, offered her valuable motivational comment, "Go for it, girls!"

Sanjay: Well played by offering our fair team an unfair disadvantage with repeatedly Shyaming the already confused referee, Prajeen.

Ramakant: Shyammed through most of the match.

Krishita: Excellent 'bowling' during volleyball. Also, offered her valuable motivational comment, "Girls, go for it, girls!" Also, schemed to use the trees and the sun to our benefit. Well schemed. If Janani is reading this, Krishita, this is not fair. This is not dharmic. We have to uphold the dignity of sports...

Navneet: Played very well and wore sensuous striped clothing. 

Priyanka: Master schemer and grand misplacer of the ball. Well played. 

Comment of the day goes to Shalu:

"What?! Girish is married? Oh my God! I mean, Oh my God! (To Abirami) So, you are Girish's wife?! What?! You are not?! Oh my God! I mean, you are Rajesh's wife?! I mean, Rajesh is married?! Oh my God! What?! That's Girish's son?! Oh my God! God, oh my God! Girish has got a son?! What?! Two children?! Oh my, oh my God, oh my God! As I only come to bhajans and leave immediately after conversations, I don't get to know anything. 

She unfortunately missed out on offering her valuable motivational comment, "Go for it!", as she left early. Well unsaid.